Thought this was funny. Crazy invention patent.

I gotta thank listverse.com  for my daily laugh. The number one spot on their list of Bizarre patents is intriguing indeed.

Patent Number: US 3216423

APPARATUS FOR FACILITATING THE BIRTH OF A CHILD BY CENTRIFUGAL FORCE

Wow! Someone took the time to design this thing.

 

From the description of the machine it supposedly brings less stress to the mother, by SPINNING HER AT HIGH SPEED! Well now it’s clear where they came up with this idea.

 

Let me off!! Some lady's water just broke!!

 

I can think of several scenerios where using centrifugal force in child birth can go wrong, but the following would be my number one concern.

 

God Damnit!! Who left the window open again?!

 

John Michael Gagnon…whackity smackity doo…Johnny Red