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Human Sperm Created in Lab

“While we can understand that some people may have concerns, this does not mean that humans can be produced ‘in a dish’ and we have no intention of doing this.”

 

THEY LIE! One of my Team of Scientists went undercover in their lab and produced this photo!

THEY LIE! One of my Team of Scientists went undercover in their lab and produced this photo!

 

Swearing Makes Pain More Tolerable

“That muttered curse word that reflexively comes out when you stub your toe could actually make it easier to bear the throbbing pain, a new study suggests.”

 

Yeah, no fucking shit, Sherlock!

Yeah, no fucking shit, Sherlock!

 

Swine Flu Might Hop Back to Pigs

“In a twist, scientists now say pigs could catch the new H1N1 flu strain, or swine flu, from humans.”

 

Not wanting to consider how the H1N1 virus can hop back and forth from human to pig, because of how disturbing my theory would be, I'm gonna tell myself that this ManPig Mutant is real and responsible.

Not wanting to consider how the H1N1 virus can hop back and forth from human to pig, because of how disturbing my theory would be, I'm gonna tell myself that this ManPig Mutant is real and responsible.

 

 

Bee Swarm Descends on NYC GameStop Store

“Thousands of bees swarmed a GameStop store in New York City and trapped employees inside for several hours on Saturday.”  “There’s no word on why the bees targed the GameStop…”

I believe God was finally smiting the annoying fanboy population.

 

"Yeah, um...I'd like to pre-order Modern Warfare 2. What? What are you looking at?"

"Yeah, um...I'd like to pre-order Modern Warfare 2. What? What are you looking at?"

 

And Finally…

 

Could Michael Jackson Have Been Cloned?

“Michael Jackson reportedly was very interested in being cloned.”

 

If cloning didn't work, Michael Jackson had a back up plan to--HOLY FUCKING SHIT--we need a back up plan for the back up plan!

If cloning didn't work, Michael Jackson had a back up plan to--HOLY FUCKING SHIT--we need a back up plan for the back up plan!

 

 

John Michael Gagnon  AKA  Johnny Red

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Posted on July 12, 2009, in Strange News Links. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Johnny Red – I am offering you a ground floor opportunity to get in on the snout condom gravy train. These things are HOT! We’ll sell a zillion!

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