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Study: Machismo Cuts Men’s Lives Short

“Tough guys who buy into ideals of masculinity are much less likely to seek preventive healthcare services, such as a prostate exam, compared with other men.”

 

I knew Darwin would eventually deal with their pathetic asses.

I knew Darwin would eventually deal with their pathetic asses.

 

 

Urine Tapped As Fuel

“Ohio University scientists have developed an all-in-one machine to take urine, extract hydrogen from it, safely store precious-yet-dangerous gas and later extract it to generate energy.”

 

If Al Gore has his way, this will be the result. Talk about, "An Inconvenient Truth."

If Al Gore has his way, this will be the result. Talk about, "An Inconvenient Truth."

 

Cannonballs Really Could Sink Ships, Study Finds (No Shit Sherlock Entry)

New Research shows that cannon fire could have brought down at least one battleship-“

 

Yeah...um...I couldn't imagine dozens of these things, travelling at hundreds of miles per hour, slamming into a wooden ship could sink it. Go figure, huh? I hope you catch the sarcasm here because I'm laying it on pretty thick.

Yeah...um...I couldn't imagine dozens of these things, travelling at hundreds of miles per hour, slamming into a wooden ship could sink it. Go figure, huh? I hope you catch the sarcasm here because I'm laying it on pretty thick.

 

Pictured: Lead Researcher in Study

Pictured: Lead Researcher in Study

 

 

Save The Planet: Have Fewer Kids

“For people who are looking for ways to reduce their “carbon footprint,” here’s one radical idea that could have a big long-term impact, some scientists say: Have fewer kids.”

 

clowncar 

 

Shark Jumps into Boat

“A 5.5-foot bull shark jumped into a boat off Florida over the weekend. Havoc ensued. ‘One minute it was in the air, the next minute it was in the boat just beating everything in God’s creation,’ said boater Michael Powers.”

 

'nuff said

'nuff said

 

John Michael Gagnon…aka…Johnny Red

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Posted on August 10, 2009, in Strange News Links. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. Why, oh why are there douche bags everywhere? Now, flying sharks…well that would just be fucking scary as all get out.

  2. Excellent post! Really liked the Vagina Clown Car – reminds me of the birthers..

    but – a cheap shot at Al Gore? C’mon.. that is so republican 2000’s…

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